Best laugh for ages

[Mentholdan]

A story today in The Sun newspaper of a man who was taken to hospital with a live WWII shell stuck up his arse, he said he fell on it????? I roared when I read this. It would have served him right if they took him somewhere remote and did a controlled detonation. 

[StopandStep]

I read that too! Poor guy, he was just minding his own business, clearing out his stuff whilst naked as you do. Then whoops, he slipped..

[Robertsenior]

I was taking my 3 year old daughter to the park about a week ago when we got there she asked for a ball I told her I don't have one which she replied does mummy have your balls couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes she was just looking at me like why are you laughing little does she know she's right 😁