If you think bookies are bandits...

[Mentholdan]

If you think Bookmakers are bandits you should try dealing with funeral directors!  f*** me. Take my advice people, make sure your kin are well insured. A morbid subject I know, they say you can't take it with you but somebody close sure can. 

The Vikings had the right idea. 

[nostromo332]

all depends on who you pick.  there are many so called "family funeral" places but they rip your eyes out, pick someone who is known to have a good background. mind you if i am dead i wont know about it...............